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19 | I'm back bitches. That whole "last week of being a whore on the internet" thing didn't work out. And I've basically given up on making a CD. My computer decided it was time to just blow up so everything I had saved at that point is gone. Sucks. So anyways I'm back. And I'll update this piece of shit once in a while. Check out the real deal [ADH]. That gets updated a whole lot more. |
25 | Countdown to Nothing This is gonna be my last week being a whore on the internet. I'm just about ready to start my music project and I'm getting another real job to fund everything I'm about to start doing. The internet is a bad influence. I've been using it since I was at least 10. AOL 1.0. Memories. Anyways I've decided that I need to stop going on here and focus on things that are more important. Music being #1. Music is my religion. Fuck with it and I will kill you. If you wanna keep in touch use my email address. beforeth3dawn@yahoo.com. And for people I know outside of aim/yahoo/myspace if you want my # just let me know. It'd be kind of awesome to get calls from random people but I won't have time for that either so no digits on here sorry. I'll keep this thing updated with everything I'm doing and I'll pop online from time to time when I'm not doing anything else. Keep it evil. -trend |
24 | Wookies don't have a penis. Bunch of stuff happened lately. I started doing some web design crap for people. That's fun. It's more like dicking around on the computer and getting paid for it. I don't have any complaints but I'm just not creative enough to bust out something new all the time. Once I'm out of layouts I'll stop doing it. For another 4 years. Just like last time. Except last time I was getting insane amounts of $$$. Mostly because I was ahead of the game before all you fucking piece of shit art school bitches decided "Hey! I can make web pages and get money!". Yea you know who you are. Fuck you. Anyways. I'm getting a cell phone again pretty soon. Apparently people wanna talk to me. What are the odds? I'll post up the digits once I get it hooked up. Star Wars fucking ROCKED. Could've been a bit longer with all the cool fight scenes but it's based on a Star Wars plot formula so I guess there's not much you can do. Mace Windu got his fucking hands cut off and tossed out a window. But he fucked shit up before that so it's all good. Ok on to the good stuff. Beer + Canceling Accounts on the Phone = FUNNY So I got this Wholesale Marketer bullshit account. Basically you sell their shit on ebay and make like 25 cents profit for everything you sell. Sounds easy right? Wrong. There's already someone else on ebay with the same item (probably stolen) selling it for 25 dollars cheaper. Well fuck that shit. Why am I paying some douche-bag company just to end up having to pay another douche-bag company's fees for listing crap things that nobody is gonna buy? So I wrote down the number to cancel. And I saved it to the desktop. Well 2 days later after about 16 beers I accidentally opened it. And from there it went pretty much like this. WM: Thank you for calling Wholesale Marketing this is #### speaking how may I help you? ME: Hey #### I'm just calling to cancel my account. WM: Oh I'm sorry to hear that. Was there something we could've done better? ME: Well. You could've made the things for sale a bit cheaper. WM: We have the lowest wholesale products around did you read our... ME: Yea that's nice. I can't sell your shit on ebay because other people already have the same shit for less. WM: I see. Well what I can do is.. ME: No. You aren't listening. What you can do is cancel my account. Are all you phone people like this? WM: I don't understand. ME: Trying to get me to buy more shit and spend more money on something I don't want. WM: Well if you would let me finish. ME: Ok. Shoot. (asshole) WM: What I can do is offer you half the price you're paying now, 1 free month, and a list of the top 100 sellers in our item warehouse. ME: And I don't have to pay anything? WM: No. ME: So what do you get out of it? WM: At the end of the first month we charge you $14.99 instead of the normal $29.99. ME: So basically you're giving me half off and letting all those other poor suckers who signed up get fucked in the ass? WM: Uh.. I guess.. yea. ME: Well I can live with that. Where do I sign up? WM: I'll have that top 100 list emailed to you right away. ME: Sweet. WM: It takes a lot of work to get started. Some people make up in the thousands a month. ME: ... WM: There we go all set. You will be billed $14.99 a month at the end of your free trial. ME: Nah I'll probably call back and cancel before then. Your whole company still sucks. Thanks anyway ####. CLICK Yea. I'm an asshole. Oh well I wasn't as mean as I could've been. I gotta get one of those phones that lets you record the convos on the pc. It's funnier to listen to than it is to just read it. Keep it evil. |
02 | Fuck your values Git-R-Done No. Fuck you. If you're going to say that to me at least attempt to use that little tidbit of knowledge you obtained from going through the 2nd grade the 4th time. The correct way to say it would be, "Get IT done." Nowhere does an "R" belong in that sentence. And I have no fucking clue how it got there in the first place. American Idol This is the first year I succumbed to the trend and sat down to watch American Idol. It was lame just like I suspected. But I figured I would follow it through and see who wins. Turns out that after a certain amount of weeks the people of America get to vote for their favorites and the person with the lowest votes go home. Well that's fucking dumb. It's obvious Americans are fucking retarded these days. See above. Well anyway this one site popped up and caught my attention. VotefortheWorst.com. It's this group of people that get everyone who thinks the show is full of shit to vote for the worst contestant. I think that's a spectacular idea. That's how it should be. The guys that made it to the end were voted on by semi-professional opinions. Paula's doesn't count because she's clearly out of her mind. So after that point the ones that are good will get record deals if they deserve them. The winner should be someone that doesn't have a shot in hell at making a CD. I swear if that fat guy wins I would so buy his CD. Those guys Those fucking guys. You know the type. They sit there and force their opinions on you and they think they know everything there is to know about everything. And no matter what you say or do you're wrong and they can top it with a full of shit story from their bullshit library. Case in point. I was minding my own business in the grocery store looking around aimlessly when this older guy in his 70s comes up next to me. "You know when I was your age, we didn't wear baggy clothes like that. We didn't want to look like criminals." Took me by surprise but ok.. I've been called worse before. I let it slide. A minute later.. "Does your family know you dress like that? I would be ashamed if my grandson wore those kind of things." So. I sighed and said yes my mother knows I dress like this. Well you'd have thought I just shot someone in the face. He looked like he'd seen the devil fucking his mother. "You have no respect young man you're just another street hoodlum" (holy shit he actually said hoodlum) "If I had my way kids like you wouldn't be allowed to walk the streets.". To which I laughed and walked away. Now that I think about it, my response should've gone something like this.. "Look old man, I'm 23, I can wear whatever the fuck I want, I can do whatever the fuck I want, and your narrow-minded, sad pathetic wrinkled up ass can suck on my left testicle. It's a shame you didn't get shot in the fucking face when you went to war for this country. That would've been a better deed then leaving your sorry ass to wander around a fucking store bitching and groaning because you can't get it up anymore. Dickwad." Sometimes you just gotta bite the bullet though. I could've cared less about his comments I know I dress like a scumbag I do it on purpose. I could go out and buy some GQ clothes and shave and stand up straight. But that just wouldn't be me. Those parents Those fucking mindless parents. The ones that go to the store with 20 kids and end up leaving them to run around causing all sorts of chaos in the store. They run through the aisles pretending they're cops and robbers and they run in front of people's carts and knock shit over and if you do happen to get lucky enough to run one of the fuckers over they start screaming and crying like you just ripped off their fucking arm. Then the noble parents come over and bitch and bitch and bitch at you to make it seem like they're great fucking parents. Well they aren't. Truth is they couldn't care less what happens to their kid. They let them run free so shit like this eventually will happen to them. And why? Because they like to act like they're tough and bad and they think maybe they can sue you for harming the kid. Well fuck them. People like that don't deserve to have kids. I think this country should follow suit with the pet population problem. Cats are overpopulating cities? Well so are stupid fucking inbred redneck pieces of shit. Start spaying those fuckers from now on and the world will be much better off. Assholes. NetBux.Org This isn't a gripe. This is just advertising. 2 cents for every search you do. Click it. Sign up. Thanks. Click Here. |
20 | Products I Endorse Someday when I'm rich and famous I'm going to be shameless and promote products that I think are super awesome. Not because I'll need the money. Just because I'm tired of people like Daisy Fuentes doing commercials for some gay yoga thing. No. Instead it will be me on tv. With a fucking George Bush mask on. Because I think that would look funny as hell. Anyways. These are the products I will be endorsing. Feel free to start using them now.  Trojan Condoms Magnum XLNo not because my penis is as big as my arm. I'm endorsing this specific type of condoms so everyone will just think my penis is as big as my arm. Sucks to be the guy thats gotta wear that snugger fit one. Even people with small penises can buy this product. Doesn't mean they have to use it but just think of the boost of confidence when you walk up to that counter packing some fucking heat. I'm sure the insanely hot girl working there (cuz there's always some insanely hot slut working behind a register almost everywhere you go.) will jump the counter and have sex with you on the spot. In front of everyone.  Craftsman 18in ChainsawJust think of all the fucking fun you could have with that sweet piece of machinery. You could like do the hedges and make your front yard look all spiffy. And then you could put on a giant chicken suit and go on a fucking mass murderous rampage through your favorite store. I personally don't own one of these. And I'm sure if I did I wouldn't be here talking to you now. I'd be out making yards look nice. Right.  Mountain DewOne of the best fucking sodas on the planet. Actually regular Mountain Dew tastes like crap sometimes. I prefer Code Red. It's fucking awesome. Like me. And while you're out buying soda hit up the liquor store for me and get me some fucking Jack and Johnny. We're gonna party like its 1899. Bitches. |
16 | ME[vs]THEWORLD Old Navy commercials. Just about the only place you'll find a group of culturally diverse people join together in praise and dance over a pair of fucking khakis. I hate your fucking khakis. Your store makes me want to hang myself. Your commercials remind me just how stupid people can look wearing your lame ass clothes. I hope the grim reaper pays each and every one of your employees a visit this year. Scenes. I'm not exactly sure when this happened. I wasn't paying attention. Sometime in between the grunge trend and the nu metal trend this fucking scene shit started up. Boys that wear makeup, girls clothing, and have holes in their ears big enough to stick my dick through. Girls that look like they've been deprived of food and sunlight for the past couple of years. I'm almost positive 90% of them don't listen to the bands they proudly display on their oh so fashionable hoodies. They multiply like cancer and you can't go to a show without running into a circle of them fucking dancing to a band worthy of a murderous rampaging mosh pit. It's sad. Boring ass fucking LiveJournals. You know I just don't care if Tommy doesn't like you. Or if Becky is a slut and gets fucked in the ass by your inbred fucking redneck brother. You're uninteresting and I think you're taking up too much fucking space on the internet. At least MY LiveJournal gives one or two people laughs every now and then. You've accomplished nothing. Nothing but proving how fucking boring you are. Unplug your computer, kill Becky, give Tommy a fucking blowjob and SHUT THE FUCK UP. People that like Scott Peterson. The guy is a fucking homosexual douche-bag. Yet I go on google to find some laughs and I end up with this shit.. "god Scott Peterson is a hottie is there any way that I could get invited to the execution? i would love nothing more than to press my tits against the windows of the chamber while he is getting injected. i know Scott would love it too!". What the fuck is with that shit? You think he's really gonna care about seeing some busted ass boobies when he's about to die? Why don't I whip out my dick and smack you in the face while you got your saggy ass tits on the glass. Maybe that'll knock some fucking sense into your stupid ass. Moron. Applebee's curb service bullshit. I just saw this dumb fucking commercial. Order your food and we'll take it right to your car! GREAT! It's called a fucking drive thru. And you've been beaten to the punch by about 20 fucking years. If it weren't for your rather awesome buffalo wings and chicken fingers I would firebomb all your locations and stab your president in the eye with a straw. Wal-Mart. I walk into Wal-Mart maybe once every month or so. About 20 seconds after I make it past the CSM Podium (which carries about 1000 bucks in it.. for all you thieves out there..) I hear this on the loudspeaker. "Security scan all departments. Safety sweep all departments." That part is relatively normal. They have to say that all the time. I guess to prevent shoplifters. It doesn't work though. And I don't think they'll ever get the hint. But whatever. 5 seconds later, "Assistant Manager please call 111 code 99". Or something close to that I wasn't paying attention. Anyways after 5 mins I got some dickwad stalking me like a fat bitch stalks a buffet. So I decided to be clever and fuck with him. I pick up just about anything I can and put it back. Sometimes picking up multiple things in one shot. Just to fuck with his head. I'm assuming it's safe I'm not really stealing anything and there's just no way it can be an offense to pick shit up and put it back down. So I do that for about 20 minutes. I go to the registers (teaming with suits and ties by now) and I buy a soda. I pay. I take my receipt. And I wave it to the people greeter. And I walk out to the front. A few seconds later about 5 or 6 people come running outside to see where I went. But I was off to the side just laughing at them. Now while I was doing all that shit just to be a dick they probably lost about 1000-2000 in merchandise from the real thieves out there. Gotta love it. |
01 | The end. I'm tired of being me. So yesterday I went to Wal-Mart and I bought a gun. Scary how easy it was. Anyway in a few minutes I'm going to shoot myself. I have this video on my computer. A guy gets put in some interrogation room. Then he drinks some water and pulls out a gun and blasts himself in the head. It looks really painful but after 3 or 4 seconds you could tell he was done for. So. 3 or 4 seconds sounds pretty good to me. ( Wish me luck. ) |
28 | Why do stupid people talk to me? me: do i know you? prksmnd: i found u on found a buddy me: im not on find a buddy prksmnd: YEAH U R prksmnd: I SEEN UR PIC AND READ UR BIO me: riiight prksmnd: WHATEVER IF U HAVE A SCREEN NAME UR ON IT prksmnd: MAYBE A FRIEND WAS TRING TO HELP U me: haha no. me: whats my bio say then prksmnd: IT SAID UR AGE AND IF UR SINGLE OR NOT prksmnd: I FOUND U ON MUSIC BUDDYS me: it doesnt say anything about being single and my screen name isnt on there anyway prksmnd: YES IT IS prksmnd: IF IT AINT THEN HOW DID I GET YOUR NAME me: no clue prksmnd: SMARTASS me: theres a button by the "a" key called caps lock. press on it. prksmnd: happy me: ecstatic prksmnd: u know for 23 u complaine a lot!!:-$ me: you know for 18 you should know how to spell complain and you prksmnd: sorry prksmnd: big baby prksmnd: :'( me: yea you are prksmnd: no u are prksmnd: :-D me: Y-O-U prksmnd: U-U-U- prksmnd: :-! prksmnd: :-Pthis is how u shortin words prksmnd: duh me: shorten me: you're hopeless prksmnd: shut up prksmnd: you're hopeless me: at least i can spell prksmnd: :-X>:o prksmnd: and after all i am a girl prksmnd: :-* me: that's not a valid excuse sorry prksmnd: yes it is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! prksmnd: :-) me: i feel bad for your friends and family. sad. prksmnd: well i feel bad for yours they raised a cry baby!!!!!!!!! prksmnd: :'( me: yep prksmnd: oh so you agree your a big baby me: you're. and no. me: you should take some english courses prksmnd: i am a baby my dads me: sucks to be him. prksmnd: i get what i want and when and when i want it prksmnd: so bite me prksmnd: :-$ me: get an education then. prksmnd: i do have an education thank you very much! prksmnd: :-) me: a bad one. prksmnd: what ever prksmnd: you need to have some respect for other people! me: i only respect people that spell properly. prksmnd: bite me! prksmnd: =-O me: wow you sure got me there. prksmnd: shut up and get a life prksmnd: or at least a new one me: you're the one searching for friends on the internet. maybe you should. prksmnd: ok it was sat. and i was not doing anything so ha me: and now it's monday. and you can't spell. prksmnd: and? prksmnd: maybe i feel like not spelling! prksmnd: :-! me: or maybe you're just retarded. prksmnd: no maybe you are sorry dumb a** me: are you religious? prksmnd: very me: god told me to tell you to jump off a bridge. prksmnd: fu me: no thanks. |
27 | Massive Advertising I stumbled on some forum with all those free "scam" sites. So I started signing up for them. And holy fuck most of them offer paypal cash and cashiers checks. I'm gonna put all the links down here and I'm putting what I'm gonna try and get from them. It's worth a shot right? fillmycloset $250 gift card freesupergiftcards.com $250 gift card pctech4free.com $300 cashiers check tech4free $300 cashiers check autotech4free $300 cashiers check oddtech4free $300 cashiers check pdatech4free $300 cashiers check freegamingsystems.com playstation 2 pvps4free.com $450 + $75 paypal notebooks4free.com $1000 + $90 paypal psps4free $250 + $35 paypal cameras4free.com $325 + $50 Paypal ds4free.com $150 Paypal + Madden NFL 2005 Nintendo DS game giftcerts4free.com $500 Paypal 4freespot.com $1000 Paypal gears4free.com $375 Paypal |
23 | Hate your job? Kill your boss. Oh my motherfucking god. I have the found the most disgusting and offensive site I've ever seen in my entire life. Basically in a nutshell, it's this group of "Moms" who are protesting against shows on TV. This is how it works. They send emails (tons) to corporations to stop sponsoring shows on television. Claiming that tax-payers hard earned money goes into shows on TV and they demand to be heard. Well. Fuck them. Your hard earned tax dollars go into killing poor fucking people all over the world too. Those dollars go into bullets, tanks, missiles, and bombs. And god knows what else. And you have the fucking nerve to pick at harmless entertaining tv shows. Is your life so incomplete and miserable that you have nothing better to do but bitch over and over at companies until they get fed up with your shit and just do what you want? They're anti-condom ads, they bitch at any commercial that airs during the medium, southpark, the shield, and those desperate housewives. And even if the channel has good wholesome decent shows they still want them shut down. Why? Because it's television. Kids don't need television. Or music. Or art. Or anything. Children need to be slaves and do what they're told. They need to have friends that aren't of a different color. They need to be virgins until they're married. They need to defend "God" no matter what. They need to be as close minded as possible. Because change is bad. Parents are afraid of change. Of rebellion. They think that one day their kid is going to be president. And you know what? If things keep up the way they are.. it'll happen. Sooner or later religion is going to come back and control everything. It's already on the dollar. Whether you acknowledge it or not. In God We Trust. It's the basis of marriage. There's a church in every town. Sunday mornings are spent in churches or watching televised broadcasts of church. Middle America is banding an army of religion. But you know what? It's all a fucking trend. One of these days people are gonna look up after seeing what a shitty fucking world they live in and ask for help. And it's not going to come. Wanna know why? Because all that faith you have don't mean dick. You think if there really was a god, who had infinite wisdom, and loved all his children.. you really think he would let us act this way? Go to a store and watch real live moms and dads handle their kids. They beat the shit out of them. Now you could be an asshole and say "Oh that's what earthquakes and floods and fires and accidents are". Well you're a god damn idiot. This planet is alive as much as we are. It's not growing but things are shifting around. That explains earthquakes. We completely fucked up the o zone so anything weather related (tornadoes, storms, etc) is completely our fault. Accidents are caused by stupid fucking people. It's all part of life. And, hypothetically if there was a real god, why would he be favoring america over everyone else? Every religion has their own theory about a god or gods. Why is it that America has the "right" theory? Because we have an army that'll take over your fucking country if you fuck with us. That's why. And so long as we have those troops that will do anything the general's want (because if they don't they go to prison) the god that stands for liberty and justice and the illusion of freedom will remain here in America. On the dollar bill, and on your change, and on your fucking bumper stickers with that WWJD bullshit. Jesus would go get drunk and fuck some bitches. That's what he'd do. Now follow suit. And shut the fuck up. Thanks. |
23 | FOX Broadcasting Job Opportunity Fox Broadcasting Company is searching for a multi-talented, creative and dynamic executive to fill the post of entertainment president. Responsibilities - Provide tepid support for quality shows (i.e. “Arrested Development”), cancel them when marketing says there’s no audience (i.e. “Family Guy”), and filling newly open time slot with complete and total crap (i.e. “Life on a Stick”). - Figure out a way to air “American Idol” every day of the week, continue administering S&M-style horse whippings to Simon Cowell, and hide corpses of homeless people that Paula Abdul runs over. - Keep minorities off of “The O.C.” - Produce string of “Who’s Your Daddy?” follow-ups: “Who’s Your Husband’s Mistress?” “Who’s Your Hijacker?” and “Who’s Your Child’s Molestor?” - Convince “Mad TV” scribes that audience really thinks they’re funny. Qualifications - GED or trade school certification (DeVry or equivalent only please). - At least ten years experience as a network executive, or demonstrated ability to wipe own ass. - Has sacrificed at least one virgin for every year of adulthood. - References from former superiors that you have slept with, in order to verify quality of said lay. - Proven track record of driving assistants to suicide, stabbing friends in back, and starting every sentence with “I would kill my mother for…” Interested applicants should apply directly through our jobs web site at http://www.foxcareers.com |
21 | Bang bang nugga I'm watching the news right now and there's something about a school shooting. This kid apparently shot his Grandfather (ex cop) and his Grandmother, went to school.. popped the security guard at the entrance. Then he walked through the hallway and blasted some more kids. Then he kills himself. Oh and all this happened in some town in Minnesota. That state with the weird fucking accent. Now don't get me wrong I fucking love violence. Anything involving blood guts and gore gets an A fucking Plus in my book any day. The problem I have with this is that with all this moral middle america jesus fucking loves you bullshit it's eventually gonna turn into something against music or video games or movies or something of that nature. Parents fucking love to put the blame on anything but themselves. Where it should be in the first place. I've see the grossest movies, I've played the most violent video games, I listen to the heaviest metal there is and even hardcore gangsta rap sometimes. And I am for the most part completely normal. Sure I could go buy some guns and shoot everyone I see. Hell that sounds like a fun idea. But I'm not gonna do it. Why? Because my mom is the best fucking mom in the world and I was raised how a kid should be. I got picked on all through school. I got made fun of. But I didn't go and kill everyone that pissed me off. I drew pictures and made music and conveyed all my anger and hatred into something artistic. Now why the fuck can't other kids do that? Because their parents don't give a fuck about them. They don't see that there's something bothering them. Half of them don't even fucking listen to them. I was in Blockbuster a few days ago and this kid was looking at this video game. And the mom's like "Put that god damn game back you aren't gonna go around and fucking shoot people and run people over that's for fucking teenagers". The kid looked like he was about to get punched in the face. I'm sure his dad prolly helps out in that department. But damn that kid is gonna want to play it even more and eventually when he's old enough he's gonna rebel and buy it and get pissed off and just fucking snap and do something stupid. And there's nothing anybody can do to stop it. Oh well. I think it's fucking horrible. Everything I like about entertainment is everything those stupid fucking morons of parents want to ban and have destroyed. They should take all that time they spend in the courts and take their fucking kid to the movies. Problem fucking solved. |
20 | Saturday Nite I made up this new screen name and started messaging random people from websites. To see what kind of stupid people there are in the world. I do this when I get bored. Sad. Anyways I got this one "tough guy" who was bragging about football and fucking "bitches" and stuff of the like. Laugh away... Me: Hi! Them: ... Me: I said "Hi!". Are you fucking retarded? Them: no. whos is this? Me: Who* Them: what? Me: It's spelled who. You spelled whos. Which isn't a word. Them: who the fuck are u? Me: Man strike 2. The word is spelled Y-O-U. Them: do i know you? Me: God I hope not you're pretty fucking stupid. Them: wtf is this bill? Me: No. I feel sorry for Bill if he has you for a friend. Them: man fuck u. ill breka ur fucking neck u little bitch. Me: That's the spirit! After that can we play football and inject steroids and go to a bar and get sloppy drunk and beat the shit out of some poor skinny guy on the street so we look like real men? Them: haha u fuck Me: I bet you had to take english over again in summer school huh? Them: no im way smarter then you Me: Smarter THAN. Them: fuck u nigger Me: Do you always retaliate with racial slurs when you've been outed as a fucking idiot? Them: wtf is outed thats not a word Me: Sure it is! You could use it someday when you come out of the closet. Them: fuck u faggit. ill fucking murder u and ur whole faggit family Me: Ooooo I'm sooooo scared. My 'faggit' family is real scared too. Them: yea i know bitch Me: Scared of the fact that some 17 year old internet kid who lives @ :::Deleted for his protection::: is gonna come and try to beat me up. Score. Them: bill stop fucking around you pussy Me: I'm not Bill. Sorry. Just fucking with you though. Go to school.. pay attention.. eventually when you graduate high school nobody will give 2 fucks about your football team or how many "bitches" you fucked in high school. They'll just see a stupid fucking asshole who will probably end up beating his wife and shooting guns in the air and just doing overall redneck activities. I'm helping you prevent this. Have a great fucking day! Bye! Them: man fuck u ****BLOCKED**** |
13 | My trip to the computer store So I went to this computer store that will remain nameless. I was looking around like I normally do. Not for anything in particular. Then, it happens. This guy who's probably older than me and still in the 10th grade comes up to me and smiles and asks if I needed any help with anything. So I replied with the generic "No thanks." and went on my way. Two minutes pass. He comes up again. Same question. So I figure I'll ask him a question about something. "If I buy this memory, will it make my computer go faster?" Oh yea that's top of the line memory that will make your computer speed through that windows thing. "Operating System." Uh I don't think we sell that what is it? "No, windows is an operating system." Oh! He stops for a few seconds. I think I might've clogged his brain with too much information. Oh! We sell operating systems then they're right over here. He starts to walk away. I just stand there and stare at him. He brings back two Windows XP boxes. Home and Professional. So I tell him I wasn't really looking for an operating system I just wanted to know if this memory would work for my computer. And I put it back. He starts reading the back of the boxes out loud to me. I tell him I don't want Windows XP, I already have it. He keeps reading. So I just walk away. I don't think he even noticed. Sad. Made me feel smarter though. Amazon.com WishList. Buy me shit. |
11 | Weird Fucking Dream I just had the weirdest fucking dream ever. So I'm in NJ somewhere near new brunswick and edison and I'm driving with someone I don't even know. I get the munchies and we end up stopping at some 7-11 type store. But it's like empty and they don't have any fucking chips. And they have funions but they're $1.00 for a great big fucking bag with almost nothing in it. Fuck that. So I keep looking around and this dude comes in that I knew and we were chilling and we end up in some hotel place partying I guess. Then this convertible drives by going the wrong direction and someone from the room yells "hey asshole! wrong fucking side of the road!". Then tires squeal and a few mins later I go out to see what happened. And there's this guy across the street setting up a sniper rifle on a tripod. So I book ass into the next room. And there's a big fucking window so he can see right through. Then I crawl in the closet and shut the door kinda. Then some weird fucking japanese looking lady comes in. And she gets popped in the head. Someone's calling the police but they stick their head up to see where he is and he gets popped in the head. Then I fucking wake up. Holy fuck. |
07 | Fun with scanners I got bored and hooked up my photo scanner last nite. I found a bunch of random pics so here they are.. ( Check em out... ) |
07 | PETA and Vegetarians The past couple of days on MySpace I've been seeing all these Peta and Stop Animal Cruelty things. They're starting to annoy me. There's this thing called a food chain. And we're at the top of it most of the time. Once in a while a shark or lion or other beastly animal will eat someone which is pretty fucking entertaining if you ask me. Anyways the chain goes like this. Big Animals > Humans > Cows, Chickens, Fish, Pigs, etc. If you don't want to eat the fucking animals then don't. But don't try to make the people that don't really give a shit where they get their food from turn vegetarian just because you think all those animals are oh so fucking cute. Besides, they're already fucking dead/abused/tortured. You're basically letting them go to waste if you try and make people not eat them. They lived a life full or horror and died for no reason at all. Not to feed someone. Not to make someone have explosive fucking diarrhea. Nothing. Why don't you go bug the places that make them instead of acting like I'm a fucking monster when I bite into my fucking Big Mac. Thanks. I know I said no bitching but it's 2nd nature. Oh well. ;D Oh and for you people that have MySpace, check mine out. I redid it and I think it looks kinda spiffy. --generic |
03 | I'm way cooler than you. Fo sho. I started tracking some more stuff for my cd I'm going to release one of these days. Hopefully at the end of the year I'll have a completely finished product. I wrote something like 200 or 300 riffs and like 40 complete songs with bass and drums so I have a lot of work to pick from. Someone told me today that I'm wasting my life trying to be a rockstar, I should just skip that and become a music teacher or something. That's probably great and all but I despise kids and I don't have the patience to sit down and try to explain how to play something when I don't know exactly how to play it the right way myself. Besides I want a big ass house and a 12 car garage and a fucking Starbucks in my house like Tommy Lee.
Wow Martha Fucking Stewart is gonna get out of prison. That's awesome. Or.. "That's a good thing". Haha. She was fucking awesome even though she's a little fucked in the head. She was on some show with Busta Rhymes. You can't even imagine something like that haha. Oh well that's enough for now. |